alcohol
Even though I knew where this was going, practically from the headline, it didn't make it any less funny. You just keep on posting the best stuff, BoB.
Number of comments I've left tonight: 7
Number of acknowledgments of my (admittedly virtual) existence I've received tonight: 0
I'm worse than worthless.
thathalfrican: I had some gas in the tank and felt froggy enough to jump.
I'm'a pour oneee morrre l.ittle drinkish heeeeere then bye by ebeeddy-by, right?
* hic *
JUST KIDDING. Sober as a priest on Sunday.
About half a shot of brandy is all we had here.
Milady says, oh, bought rum the other day but left it in town.
What good is that?
Just woke up. As if I'd been up late, and perhaps had too much wine.
Slapweasel: ...I've been drinking before, but this is the first time I don't remember typing something. ...
Some comic relief. Five new original songs, somewhere between the weird and the humorous.
Subjects: gun rights, food, alcohol, relationships, Murphy's Law, chance, fail, phones, family, parenting, silliness, humor, music video
Slightly shorter show, but packed with more original songs.
Subjects: alcohol, relationships, love, family, parenting, recreation, humor, decisions, duty, obedience, faith, Spirit, marijuana, liberty, prohibition, healing, repeal, perfection, idealism, mortality, punctuality, fate, destiny, fatalism, Mother Teresa, service, music video
From the post: "for those times you think of splurging and skipping the val-u-rite brand."
What th...? Sounds like heresy to me!
Six more original songs, and a cartoon.
Subjects: courage, humor, blessings, faith, alcohol, spirituality, romance, love found, animation, stoned, drugs, addiction, habituation, silliness, music video
grammie winger #273: I confess I might have had too much to drink at my own wedding reception.
ALH #140: Nice painting, if historically inaccurate. Jesus didn't make alcoholic wine, he made what was known as "new wine" or grape juice....
bluebell #127: I suspect we are looking at that moment in time right before the miraculous wine is handed round. That's why Jesus looks so pensive; He knows that This Is It.
Just clicked on the pic and examined the bigger version up close. Nobody is smiling and some people look positively sour-pussed. I conclude this is before they rolled out the good wine.
Cana - it was one heck of a party, especially after they rolled out the better wine.
The dog is barking into the country night.
The computer refused to produce video in the format I've been using for weeks, for no apparent reason.
Rum is better than no rum.
Half a shot of cognac.
Nothing else to drink.
Must be time to give it up.
Life is on the blink.
Howdy, overnighties. Pass the bottle.
Study 'proves alcohol causes cancer.' The problem? There wasn't a study
In "News Morons Can Use" Department:
OregonMuse #546: So, who's drunk?
Hey, I just now got home. Gimme couple minutes.
I won't be drunk, but I'll be ready to pass out soon enough anyway.
It costs too much for alcohol
But it costs 'way more for pot,
or LSD, or cocaine,
especially if you're caught.
Still rumbling and blowing outside. But a bit less. Dog does not like kabooms. Needs much reassurance. Or, else, uses kabooms as an excuse to get pets. 1 or t'other.
Home, where the owls hoot and the frogs croak and the deer and the cantaloupe play.
Drunkest cities:
16. Janesville-Beloit, WI
That's where I learned to drink.
The lunch spot for Morons:
Back in for a li'l bit, because life-slammed tonight and need the distraction.
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bill-o #551 at May 12, 2016 02:02 AM
bebe's boobs destroy #278: Jesus made more wine for the wedding...
Most nights, this is where I'd check out. But instead, I poured myself a second helping.
Home. Feet up. Fading fast.