silliness
Celebrating the start of summer (in certain hemispheres). Almost the Summer Solstice. It'll be winter now any minute!!
Did you miss 3/14 1:59? Talk like a Pi day?
Some lower math, for no particular reason except silliness
Secret life of Voldemort - a match made somewhere other than Heaven!
Waiting for Snopes to fact-check this article in 3… 2…
I was gonna say
Earwigs: Looks like that gal is about to have the same wardrobe malfunction as the Olympic skater.
But Doug M half-way beat me to it.
This is great news! I can't wait to move back to Chicago now.
Oh, wait, wait…
They declared sub-freezing temperatures illegal, too, right?
The rock in the picture isn't really Uranium, though. It's Kryptonite. Perfectly safe for indigenous earthlings. ;)
Pardon me, ma'am, could you lift up your arms so I can read the first and last numerals?
Mmm. Now I want apples and peanut butter!
-channeling Homer Simpson
* suddenly, a hatch in the floor opens up *
Howdy. Did I miss anything earth-shattering between about comment #100 and #300?
* sidles over to the bar, fixes drink *
That little cabin pic: You can hardly tell that the cabin model is only about six inches tall. Amazing work someone did there!
* staggers back up to feet *
"KHHHAAAAANNNNN!!!"
* Breaks leg off coffee table. *
* Swings at pinata *
* Realizes there is no pinata *
All Hail Eris #611: Hello my little fappletinis!
Fap.. what th?
The formula for the concoction thus suggested is unpleasant to contemplate.
It's raining in NE OK. And lightninging and thundering. But no twisters at the moment, so it's all okay.
"Do not dumb here" - what a great finale to moar dum sgnis! Some real chuckleworthy ones today, bob.
2th Ave - where the dental clinic is. (twoth?)
Hey!
Hi!
In before #100?
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Not to poop on the parade, but, isn't "below the pet" like, you know, the litter box?
Mr. Feverhead: ...Koreans have 100 words for cabbage instead of snow.
THE KORAN HAS 100 WORDS FOR SNOW???
Oh. Korean. Never mind.
Sharks, man! I saw sharks in the pool!
Don't go in.
Or do, I guess. I ain' yo' mama.
Hi, y'all.
I've got Shrieking Tantrum Throwing Titty Babies' first album on the original vinyl.
Or maybe that was Incredible String Band.
Don't die little thread! Don't die! I still have to brush my teeth and need to be entertained for a few more minutes!
* smacks thread with bamboo stick around head & shoulders *
* slips in side door, grabs a bottle from the buffet *
Hi, y'all!
Wasn't "Comedic Assholes" the original name of the Butthole Surfers?
* burp *
I just arose, with a thought so profound, so important, that I've rushed to the computer to convey it... after feeding the pets, getting a bite for myself, and making coffee...
Miley: Someone sent me some tastefully-written porn.
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
redc1c4 ...the only sane moron poasting on AoSHQ...
Disallowed for invoking oxymoron ("sane moron"). Also, not capitalizing "Moron." Also, spelliinggg errerror, "poaching." Er...
Robert Gibbs should've joined his uncles in the music business....
(Oooo it's a holiday...)
That was fun, WeirdDave.
Glad to see the marching geese have protection from those deadly eagles.
Or something. Quip-circuits dim tonight.
Hello, hello.
Dakota Pipeling? The precocious, is somewhat oleaginous child actress?
(That's my 2¢ for the emt. Plus tax.)
Ace: ...I have six really good articles to post about "Fake News," but that's going to take a lot of editing and synthesis....