alcohol
Well, dang!
Last night I used the end of the bottle and today I forgot to go to the alcoholic beverage emporium.
In the back of the fridge, I found two bottles.
Root beer + Smirnoff whipped cream vodka + Blue Bunny Peanut Butter Panic = happiness.
That sounds like a chick drink!
Posted by: pookysgirl
Cup half empty or half full?
Add bourbon.
(This is the best I can come up with this morning. Sorry.)
RedMindBlueState: What are we drinking tonight?
Water.
Brandy's gone. Rum's gone. Wine's gone.
There's a liquor store right next door.
Home, where the cats live, where the dog can run free outside, and where I can drink.
Nineteen and in a bar?
Four and a half decades ago, I was in college in a town that straddled the state line. College side, 18, South side, 21.
* stares at bottle *
* stares in the freezer *
Actually, a Brandy Alexander made with blackberry-walnut ice cream doesn't sound that bad... does it?...
* ponders *
Whoa! Look at all that content! No wonder the last thread was left to run on and on.
Just me & Milady celebrating quietly tonight. She's experimenting with a new eggnog recipe.
Safe at home. Where it's safe to drink.
Lauren: Because I don't know how to do the youtube short link...
naturalfake, thanks for the recipe. I'll pass it along to my son to whip up.
Chivas... that doesn't spoil if opened nearly 20 years ago, right? *sniffs*
Well, the Cabernet is gone. And it's still ten minutes until Saturday Night Trump starts.
If I'm going to do this, I may have to break discipline and...
Chicago: 6 shot and 74 heroin ODs in less than 72 hours.
To start with, Milady sends her appreciation of your research, chrissy. ♥ As ever.
Broken windowglass
Blackened eyes
Tequila memories
Let's Talk Some More About Rachel Dolezal, Media -Ace
heh. yeah. let's. can't get enough of the comedy.
hey! ONT? I'm in under 400? or so? Maybe not by now.
Subjects: aloha, AoSHQ, Milton Friedman, Spirit of Truth, wine
Gustav: "Have you tried Corona in the morning?"
On cornflakes!
Cold leftover pizza for breakfast
We all can agree is quite fine
Problem is pizza does not go with coffee
and it's 'way too early for wine.
Big thoughts from a little guy hitting the sacramental wine before bedtime.
Big Guy knows what's needed, I absolutely trust that.
Oh no! Is he that drunk again?
Trey Sanchez, Truth Revolt
http://bit.ly/bone-head
"Two drunk SS agents run into a WH barricade..."
just seems like it should continue with something like "and the bartender says..."
Maet's humor - too subtle for the horde.
MP4 - I can't help noting that a significant number of your stories involve alcoholic excess. Funny 'bout that.
Romancing the… Pumpkin??
tinfoil baby: "...When I was a youngster and in Nebraska it was 19. Across the river in Iowa it was 18 for 3.2 beer. How bout you?"
Here's something Moron-ic
A Complete List Of Every President's Favorite Drink
http://bit.ly/1FlFkqX
link to WZ, full article NY Poste
Eesh... I never thought twice when Vic mentions brown. Am I old or just not up on my linguistic nuances, penumbras, and eminations?
Would you believe it took me a couple of blinks to figure out why, under the Judge Jeanine video, you put the drunk driving poster?
how the f does one email the Ace?
Searched front page in f'ing vain, but I have been known to miss the f'ing obvious.
Nip Sip: OK, which one of you moronettes were in SC last night? http://tinyurl.com/ltblaqk"
Yow!
And now, the punch line
Oklahomans can't buy alcohol on Sunday. We can't buy alcohol after 9PM. We can't buy alcohol except at alcohol-only stores (which don't allow "party goods," like, say, a corkscrew).