It Costs Too Much for Alcohol

It costs too much for alcohol
But it costs 'way more for pot,
or LSD, or cocaine,
especially if you're caught.

So if I have to pay for
some stuff to make me dumb,
I'll stay within the boundaries,
and just keep drinking rum.

Good night good hearted Morons. May the lightning strike far from you and yours.

When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew the governor of the feast called the bridegroom, and saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.