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When ringing the dinner bell gets out of hand. Just goofing around. Nothing special. Except some effects.
Let's take this campaign to the very top! The bumper sticker everybody should be able to agree upon.
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Illustration, Remix added 2014 May 23 — Impeach Obama, parody, Internet memes — 14 views today
Out of nowhere came a man with a miraculous message.
Presented in illustrated documentary, what we know of his story, and the history of our community he inspired.
Having a near-life experience
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Verse added 1997 Jan 1 — choice, near-death experience, faith, transcendence, humor — 14 views today
"The choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one."
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Illustration added 2026 Feb 18 — dogs, religion, Islam, Rep Randy Fine — 13 views today
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Text, Illustration, Remix added 2019 Jun 29 — July, zodiac, ice cream, Declaration of Independence, extraterrestrial — 13 views today
Piloting the Semi of State from Ike up to Reagan. Alternative 2x larger version.
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Cartoon added 2014 Jan 27 — US President, Eisenhower, John F Kennedy, Lyndon Baines Johnson, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan — 13 views today
Innovation may not always produce something useful,
but nothing useful gets produced without innovation.
but nothing useful gets produced without innovation.
The last gas-guzzling road-hogging family road trip.
This is the Print-Five-8-page-Mini-Comics version.
Here is the Print-One-Big-40-page-Mini-Comic version.
Here is the online version.
This is the Print-Five-8-page-Mini-Comics version.
Here is the Print-One-Big-40-page-Mini-Comic version.
Here is the online version.
Cartoon, Mini-Comic added 2007 May 30 — road trip, family travel, humor, Suburban (Chevy), anti-gravity, transport — 13 views today
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Out of nowhere came a man with a miraculous message.
Presented in illustrated documentary, what we know of his story, and the history of our community he inspired.
Presented in illustrated documentary, what we know of his story, and the history of our community he inspired.
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