parenting
He climbed all the way up by himself.
Soooooo terrifying! But as I learned long ago, a parent has to let go of the back of the bicycle eventually - that's the whole point.
It's taken me days to get to a reply on this, but I've thought of it every day since you posted it.
Gotta ask: Ivory, Lava, or (shudder!) Irish Spring? ;)
"…so large while still in utero that my doctor suspected twins…"
Hahahaa. All so true.
Of course, we had 2nd & 3rd babies at the same time, so, some variations for ours.
People! How can you sit around babbling about Ginger vs Ketchup and Hot Dogs in crossbows when there are such serious matters to be discussed?
cth: Living with twin infants is more than enough to wear a parent to a frazzle. TRAVELLING with them must be a nightmare.
:D
Thrawn #70: ...the tradition has been updated for modern times.
http://tinyurl.com/mdy9l97
Jmel #15: ...My 15 year old daughter has her first boyfriend. ...
I'm sure a shotgun has already been recommended by a Hordeling....
Some comic relief. Five new original songs, somewhere between the weird and the humorous.
Subjects: gun rights, food, alcohol, relationships, Murphy's Law, chance, fail, phones, family, parenting, silliness, humor, music video
Complaining about the lack of privacy in the ancient times before every kid had a cell.
Slightly shorter show, but packed with more original songs.
Subjects: alcohol, relationships, love, family, parenting, recreation, humor, decisions, duty, obedience, faith, Spirit, marijuana, liberty, prohibition, healing, repeal, perfection, idealism, mortality, punctuality, fate, destiny, fatalism, Mother Teresa, service, music video
And finally...
Enraged mom didn't like how her son's superhero-theme birthday cake was decorated, tries to re-do it herself, then drop-kicks it across the bakery.
RKae: ...should have just let the gorilla raise the baby....
Might've done a better job than the mom who let the baby slip away.
Gnite, slapweasel - and instead of static, could you just put on some soothing overnight muzak instead? So I don't have to get up and change the channel.
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Mother of the year contestants.
The local burb has made wide news again with more bad parents. At least this time, all the kids live.
IrishEi #51: Got my kids The American Boy's Handy Book.
...having him end the day by writing down three positive things from the day...
1. I can come up with three things.
2. Glad my mom only asked for three.
torquewrench: "Yeah. Sure. Got it. Let me check the Standard Male Instruction Manual right here. Oh! Wait! There isn't such a thing."
Gift for 3yo?
Father saw a text on his daughter's cell phone from a boy asking her to send a bra pic.
This is how he handled it.
Back again.
That sure is a gray picture for what is (here) a bright and sunny morning! I've had enough gray from the last weeks rains and overcast, thanks.
Vic: ...its all the cop's fault although here in SC they would have had to be doing something besides simple "fleeing" before the cops are allowed to use deadly force.
Ooops . Trivial Persuer, not Vic, on my last.
(Going for 2nd cuppa coffee)
Vic: Two LA cops who were trying to serve a warrant...
Louisiana, not Los Angeles. Abbvs cn b confusing.
NipSip: Grown up kids can be a total pain in the ass.
Yes. This is both true, and so not right.
I could tell you stories just about the past week...!
I'm thankful today that I have no children.
Some people shouldn't reproduce.
♦
real ch3: "I thought this never happened to white kids."
This is really horrible. Never, never, ever, call the cops to "teach your kid a lesson."
SMFH: "Lots of things make a whistling sound right before being applied thus to your ass."
"[Murdered Philadelphia] Officer Wilson was inside the Game Stop store at the 2100 block of Lehigh Avenue purchasing a video game for his 9-year-old son for doing well in school."