Men and women are different in some areas and that's okay.

Forty-some years together, Milady and I are pretty happy to have complimentary skills.

I wanted to hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. I really did. But spitting on my hands? Icky!

Do you suffer from Pajamaboitis? Are your feelings easily hurt by mean words? Your girlfriend hasn't made you a sandwich in months? Not sure which end of the pistol goes where?

Certain questions come to mind.

Are they stacked side-by-side or upper-and-lower?

Can he fap both at once?

Can one be erect and the other flaccid?

»Didn't he require all males to wear the same hair style? Or maybe it was a list of approved styles. -Mainah

List of approved NK hair styles for men:

1. Like Great Leader

An entertaining ONT, CDR M. But I sort-of blanked out there between shinebox insurers and flower ammo. Sometimes that happens with whole comments, too. Huh.

Translation: standards will be lowered until we get enough women into the combat arms branches. Plus, any criticism of them or of the changes will result in leadership being crucified.