parenting
Just so I can close those tabs.
Subjects: news, cats, dogs, Iran, US military, Oklahoma, Afghanistan, nuclear, Impeach Obama, Election 2016, parenting, Michelle Obama, Valerie Jarrett
Oh, say, speaking of Sunny TV, she's been slacking off for a long time for some strange reason.
Ah, Stringer Davis beat me to it. I gotta get caught up.
FenelonSpoke: "FenelonSpouse and I are a little puzzled by this sudden enthusiasm for school..."
I was looking at my newsfeeds, and was excited to see this headline:
Son knew for some time that the alternator on his old car was going bad. And now...
"Dad, can you give me a lift to work this morning to begin management training?"
From Pete's stories about Gran, I think that kid up top would soon face a beating with a wooden spoon, or a switch. And then given more peas.
I love this kid. He is going to be a good man.
Posted by: Truman North
Heh. Could've seen that one coming.
"Kissing builds up the mouth." -some guy on stage at Woodstock.
cth: "So THAT’S what’s wrong with you!"
Errrrr. As a parent of twin boys (fraternal, not identical, though), I feel qualified to say, "you're doing it wrong!" Plus, she has to buy two of the "I'm not tired" shirts!
"There's actually some folk tradition about homes and planting placentas to form a bond with the earth."
Re: the "energy crisis" illustrations above, I offer some parenting-themed one-panel cartoons, Self-defense for Parents and
"Soak some hamburger in antifreeze and leave it laying where he might find it?" -- S. Muldoon
Ouch.
"Nip Slip, Consider a Trust...." -Grampa Jimbo
The Wisdom of Grampa Jimbo!
"Go the other way and shower them with kindness and whatever help you can afford. They'll come around and you will feel better."
--I'll take 'who are the starting lineup at the Chocolate Starfish Gentlemens' Club?' for 500, Alex
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
"I would imagine Mooch Sr. was equally deft at parenting." —garrett
You meant "daft," right? Because "adept" is too many letters.
mindful - If it's all (a), then things are going extremely well. -Mike Hammer
Yes, they certainly would be, wouldn't they! :/
Evening, warriors of the night.
Permit me to burst in with a quick quiz. For you folks with m/l grown kids or aspirations thereto.
All Your Children Belong to Us, Redux -Political Hat
Y'know... that kind of thing ... it was kinda funny when it was babbling powerless crackpots in a corner.
"Marotta had argued that he had waived his parental rights and didn't intend to be a father. ...
I'm thinking a preemie or something.
"... listening to some young women talk about how they didn't want to take a future hisband's last name, because female Equality." -Bevel Lemelisk
Be afraid when they don't. -AllenG
It'd be abnormal if they didn't. -Tami
same -me
No doubt etc.
heh.
Reassure me that it's normal for teenage brothers to argue -Thunderb
Republic of Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo at January 05, 2014 08:20 AM
"BINGO is a slang term used in Scrabble for a play using all seven of one’s tiles...."
I believe it can now be said that the anti-vax movement has caused more DOCUMENTED cases of childhood illness that all the vacines rolled up together in the last 20 years.