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An experiment in reviving the heap o'links. Just random links, mostly political,
Subjects: Election 2020, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome, golf, urban, bats, Heap o' Links
* reads Pete's family stuff, saves the rest for later *
MISS OLIVIA IS PLAYING BASEBALL THIS YEAR.TRIED TO CATCH IT WITH HER HEAD.
Captain Whitebread #450: on second thought, maybe not. Having doubts lately that I'm even boyfriend material.
At least with those neon-lime outfits, they won't be easy to lose in the snow.
Prof Brown, 1987: "So tell me, future boy, who's President in 2017?
Marty, smugly: "Donald Trump!"
Anon a mouse: ...Did you see the dress that she wore at the golf tournament? OMG!!...
Well, it was cute how she had to keep tugging it down.
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I'm pretty sure all we need to do to make football socially acceptable and politically correct is to have mixed-gender teams... and make it all non-contact.
I will never forget.
Dad put on the radio for the big fight.
Went into the kitchen to fix himself a drink.
By the time he got back, it was already over.
Locker rooms are bad enough when you're just a bunch of heteros of the same sex. Don't drop the soap jokes and all that.
Say, I heard there was some sort of athletic contest today. Anybody know anything about that? Possibly cricket or curling.
MP4: ...hawt girls in scanty attire playing basketball...
Carol: Nood. Football.
Well, she's not nude. But she certainly seems flexible.
Have a day, y'all.
Bitter Clinger: ...Crowds get upset when everything's over before they even sit down...
I'll always remember...
artisanal 'ette: "I'm watching soccer. I'm good. I actually really do like the sport. I know everyone here at Ace does not, but it's fun to watch."
"Real" life hasn't left me a lot of time for webworking (a/k/a webplaying) lately, but I managed to do this ICYMI:
a midget Velcro-strapped to each leg like shin pad..
I want to see this animated by the folks who did the gazillion cars bouncing along.
Seamus > players ride Segways
"Soccer is great when the kiddos are little. It's funny as hell."
re: S. Muldoon at June 01, 2014 09:28 AM (NeFrd)
(Guess the instructions "use in a sentence" were a bit loose.)
btw, from the ONT, 'cause I thought it bore repeating, one of the tied winners of the Natl Spelling Bee:
"You know, the law of averages says
Anything will happen that can
But the last time the Cubs took the pennant
Was the year we dropped the Bomb On Japan...."
At the end of the morning thread, Chilling the most suggested helmets would benefit from studying woodpecker skull construction.
"next winter games...Tulsa..."
-thunderb
Da, y'all. Iz modern Americanski city, Comrade. Toilets accept paper!
'bobsled runs'. by: Seamus Muldoon
:: involuntary chuckling aloud ::
"Looks like the DPRK team beat Dennis Rodman's ex-NBA team."
When the Globetrotters played against my high school's coaches (late 1960s), the Globetrotters won by just one basket, IIRC
Good sportsmanship can take strange forms
Does anybody really understand cricket? I think the Brits have been faking it all this time. -joncelli
Cricket - the Emperor's New Clothes of Sports.
Is there some sports thing happening? Here in Oklahoma, nobody pays much attention to that stuff.
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