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"Pachydermatologist" - this is the kind of thing that I will wake up chuckling about weeks from now.
The elephant just needs some wrinkle remover - better get the Jumbo size.
Pete, that last pic of the Huskie is how I felt on your tsunami of pun-ishment.
Good one. Had me :) ing.
logprof : Haydn
I chuckled.
I need more Haydn in my music collection. I'll put it on my Chopin Listz
Stringer Davis #459:
Lintels and potatoes?
Don't stand in the doorway!
That was weak... but much better than any acknowledgement of the tpyo that I had come up with.
I opened the blog and immediately thought, "what's that smell?" Then I saw the painting.
Didn't Captain Kirk manage to defeat one of those evil artificial intelligence takeovers by reading from the Collected Puns & Limericks of Seamus Muldoon?
A very brief bit of madness, a sine of the times.
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I see the piano puns ran out quickly. I'm glad. Bunch of treblemakers.
Jim: Looks like those kittens just got mugged.
Oh, ouch. That took me a while.
IllTemperedCur #33 These hobos are easy to track.
We're not going to tie this to a bunch of puns already, are we? To want to do that you'd have to have a loco motive.
cthulhu: Wouldn't that be "sausage, egg, and Chi's sammiches"?
HAH! Now I can quit lurking and go to bed.
Evening, folks stuck and not stuck in heavy machinery!
Saw some chatter about Tesla up there?
sven10077: I liked Mama Cass...
Shoulda knowed someone would beat me to that bit.
h/t sven
cthulhu #18: Cass Sunstein is one of the most evil people on the planet...
I thought she choked on a sandwich. Great voice, though.
O_o
johnd01: Huh. The Geico Greco.
I came up with one pun. And it's been used. (Glad I checked.)
The curse of the people who can't stop making puns
...a medical condition called Witzelsucht...
BBC
http://bbc.in/21IZ4wX
Not to egg y'all on, but when folks start feathering the thread with avian puns, it's a sure sign the thread is past its best laying years. Time for a nood to which everyone can fly. Nest paw?
Milady got up. I hit her with Muldoon's Fields Strawberry Forever pun. She went back to bed for hours.
Seamus Muldoon: All because his girlfriend sent him a John Deere letter.
Yow! good'n.
If only I could come up with a massey furgeson of a reply to that one.
Seamus Muldoon: ...pharaoh faucet majors....
Blindsided! I did. not. see. that. coming!!
I keep trying to come up with something that would work with shooting fish in the barrel, but nothing works.
Oh, arg, someone slipped salmon pun in before mine. I was going to say I'm not cu trout for this kind of thing, but somebody used trout already, too.
I'm fin ished.
I note that "floundering" has been used twice and "haliibut" has been used three times. C'mon people, I know it's Monday but you can do better than that.
Seamus Muldoon: Ah, gar funkel yourself!
I know my come-back
will be willowed
by and by, Lord, by and by...
Seamus Muldoon: That is some partially sage advice...to use rosemary at that time of the month.
Ow ow ow I feel scarred byyour fairely bad pun.
Ed Schultz - Milady suggests instead of callling his pathetic effort a "superPAC," it should be called a sub-comPAC.
Nood repost and I've probably got better things to do than keep hanging around with this circus.
Whattaya call a small Mexican Islamic place that spreads a deadly virus?
I've bean watching this thread, and, holy cow! I have no beef with y'all doing food puns, but I wouldn't want to egg you on. It's such a cereal feeling.
Full name was Johannes Georg Pauli Ringo.
Seamus Muldoon: He chose that major because he liked working with baby dogs. Six semesters in he still hasn't figured out his initial mistake.
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