Segway Soccer

Seamus > players ride Segways

I thought, that could be hilarious. And doable. I started thinking of getting a Segway dealer to loan enough units to film a vid of such a thing. Can't help but laugh whenever I see one, ever since I saw a Chicago cop have her Segway get away from her in the park. She was lucky it just hit a wall and not a pedestrian.

Then I read

right wing whippersnapper > Believe it or not, Segway polo is a thing.

Offfffffff course it would be.

right wing whippersnapper > Personally I prefer the real deal, it's waaay easier, and you don't look like a total hipster idiot.

But... see, looking like a total hipster idiot - I thought that was the whole point that made it hilarious.