food
If you lined up all the videos on YouTube end-to-end this sentence still wouldn't make sense.
"I feel very conflicted when I encounter a gluten-intolerant person." Heh.
I guess it's time to go home.
The urban myth when I was young was that you could leave a quarter overnight in a can of warm coke and it would be dissolved in the morning.
NOW THERE'S A REAL CRISIS! I bought a bag of ordinary Oreo cookies tonight and the filling.. the filling was about HALF there!!
Sure like that crybaby dem logo!
Subjects: Barack Obama, emotions, politics, Blazing Saddles, bluff, food, parody, crybaby
Time you eat your peas! Me, I'm having some comfort food!
Between planned obsolescence, crappy products, and reduced-size packaging, life just ain't what it used to were.
Subjects: food, fish sticks, liver, fireworks, planned obsolescence, profitability, packaging, Arlo and Janis
Arugula at Whole Foods. -Obama
"Drewno sent signature items to the Obamas’ table: tuna tartare cones, squares of suckling pig, tandoori Arctic char. The first couple make a point of having those items added to the bill." We cannot by this presume that B Hussein or the Mrs actually partook of the suckling pig.
Subjects: Barack Obama, US President, pig, pork, ham, bacon, Islam, vegetarian
Drewno sent signature items to the Obamas' table: tuna tartare cones, squares of suckling pig, tandoori Arctic char.
"Scarf it down, scarf it down, 'waaaaay down..."
We all know Michelle Obama's not going to preach that we have a national obesity crisis and then let the White House family and guests dine on anything but alfalfa sprouts and carrot sticks, right? Riiight....
The Obamas should be trusted to know what’s best for their kids and to define “moderation” on their own terms without outside interference and free from accusations of hypocrisy — provided the rest of us are receiving the same considerations in return and not under threat of being chased down by food cops clutching BMI calipers or with restaurants being told what to serve because we’re too stupid to order properly. But that’s not happening.
One more thing — not to nitpick, but the environmentally-conscious White House also violated a basic tenet found in “‘green’ your Super Bowl party” rules & regs by serving beers that weren’t brewed locally....
And when you've scarfed that down, check out the pictures of all the heatlhy eating habits the Obamas demonstrate on this HillBuzz page.
This White House has a very “do as we dictate, not as we do” mentality that permeates everything.Visually, that hypocrisy is never more digestible, on a gut level, than when people see the Obamas chowing down on things they would deny others.
There's more Obamalama-ding-dong diet tips on this HillBuzz page
Banannabis Foster; Straw-Mari Cheesecake and TRIPle Chocolate Brownie
California’s newest medical marijuana dispensary, is selling 1/2 pints of Banannabis Foster, Straw-Mari Cheesecake and TRIPle Chocolate Brownie marijuana-infused ice creams sell alongside more run-of-the-mill bags of pot.
Fixing a hole in the Chicago River Introduction
Fixing a hole in the Chicago River.
This is the BIG GRAPHICS version. Here is the regular version. Here is the Print-a-Mini-Comic version.
Subjects: Chicago, potato, urban, civilization, spud people, flood, humor
Fixing a hole in the Chicago River.
This is the regular version. Here is the BIG GRAPHICS version. Here is the Print a Mini-Comic version.
Subjects: Chicago, potato, urban, civilization, spud people, flood, humor
This is the Print-a-Mini-Comic version.
Here is the online comic.
Subjects: Chicago, potato, urban, civilization, spud people, flood, humor
Family breakfast showtime
Safe enough for children and pets. Washes your clothes. Wets your whistle. Have some today.
Do I walk that straight line or snort it?