food
kaviak - when I stumbled across that old Weird Universe article the other day, I never imagined I'd have use for the link so soon. But, AoSHQ, so, no real surprise.
Digging up and eating a dead dog.
They are yummy if you bury them with some cabbage for a while.
Posted by: Barky O'bama
Laurie David's Cervix: ...bacon on special for $1.49 a pound. Just about to expire bacon, one would guess.
Seventy thousand pounds of bacon lost!
How will this accident affect the cost?
Bacon prices are already so murky,
we can only afford "bacon" made from turkey.
Gustav: "Have you tried Corona in the morning?"
On cornflakes!
Cold leftover pizza for breakfast
We all can agree is quite fine
Problem is pizza does not go with coffee
and it's 'way too early for wine.
Vic: In fact, don't eat raw anything except vegetables that have had a good washing.
Raw vegetables? EEeewww.
I thought vegetables were "beef stew helper."
Got up, fed married son a hearty breakfast and sent him on his way back to his wife. Nice to have had him come visit for Mother's Day. Nice to have a chance to talk with him.
Count de Monet: "And the FDA will have to revise standards for allowable foreign bug parts in the insect farm's production and packaging. Whoa!"
That's funny, Count!
What Vic mentioned at #29
Does this bug you as much as it bugs me?
Former UN Sec-Gen Kofi Annan
Are the fair-trade condoms gluten free?
So some lefties say Repubs love Israel more than they love America. Somebody here references this with "we're all Jews now." Commenters reply, eg, won't give up bacon.
"...cooking rice with a small amount of coconut oil-they used a teaspoon for every half-cup of rice-and then putting it in the refrigerator can reduce digestible starch, and calories, by more than
By the way, Pete, following up on your "Bad Thing" after not being served any L or T on your BLT…
I just found, on the kitchen table, that Milady has purchased Manischewitz Shabbat Candles.
That looks really delicious. Like something Milady Webworker might whomp up. And possibly will, after she sees this.
An observation:
Canadian Bacon is no substitute for the real thing.
VIA: "...when you move here, don't bring guns."
Wow, um, let me contemplate that one.
Hm.
No. Milady would like the crab, though. Trade?
I look out over the wall, in the pasture, and I see cattle. You know what they're grazing on? Plants.
All food is plant-based.
"As she marks the fifth anniversary of her anti-childhood-obesity initiative, the first lady says it feels like there's 'a new norm' in how families think about food and what's healthy."
J.J. Sefton: "I hate to disappoint you and the fellow hordelings, but I am not strictly kosher."
*gasp*
Starting the month with grievously shattered illusions.
Bacon?
Lunch Ladies say: Michelle O’s rules driving kids to junk food
bob: "That's about the most unappetizing thing I've seen all week."
Would you like…
Potatoes
Canola oil
Soybean oil
Hydrogenated soybean oil
Natural beef flavour
Hydrolyzed wheat
Hydrolyzed milk
Citric acid
Mmm, pie. Another perfect breakfast food.
"I got a snap and a crackle,but there was no pop."
It's a Man's Job to open the new milk jug!
Morning, Glories!
A day without Vic News is like a day without bacon. You can survive it easily enough, but....
FenelonSpoke, belated HBD! Many happy returns.
Waffles!
Lots of those little wells, each guild with melty butter and mapley syrupy goodness.
Awaiting my attention. BRB.