Osshifer! Arrest those deadly drugs!
Do I walk that straight line or snort it?
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
Rock and Roll will never die. Don't forget to right.
Sanitized for your protection. If seal is broken, do not use.
If you don't understand something here, ask a teenager.
You still won't understand, but you'll feel better about it.
REPEAL PROHIBITION BEFORE IT DESTROYS AMERICA! Whoops! Too late?