Seventy Thousand Pounds of Bacon Lost!

Seventy thousand pounds of bacon lost!
How will this accident affect the cost?

Bacon prices are already so murky,
we can only afford "bacon" made from turkey.

Bacon-flavored strips
of pressed and refried bird.
Along with birds-to-be, fried eggs,
it seems a bit absurd.

Sliced turkey in the omelet
and now it's safe to say,
It's bird bird bird for breakfast
all the way.
Oh yay.

And while discussing diets
limited by costage,
have you seen the prices lately
on good sausage?

(sorry about that last one)