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I asked the trio of trick-or-treaters, what are you supposed to be?
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"The amount of money we get from George Soros has been GREATLY over exaggerated."
Not just exaggerated.
Not just over exaggerated.
GREATLY!
Heh.
Swiped the Johnny Optimism strip and quote for Other People's Stuff, because, Quatro du Sanka. Ole. Okay?
How’s Your Day So Far?
Well, I've been to the dentist and got two holes drilled & filled. Still numb.
cth: if a poo “accident” is a “messy choice”, I wonder what they call an unwanted pregnancy.
These all brought a :) but the somber funeral made me :lol:
* jumps out from behind lurker hedge *
guns boobs and booze; bang, bounce, and belch
Bulletin!! This just in:
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ScoggDog #153: I wonder if, properly motivated, a team of Progressives could adequately pull a plow?
See: Herding cats
Um... that wasn't butter.
Barrel scrapings.
But, the ketchup should counteract any ill effects.
buzzsaw90: don't forget that Ted's dad officiated the red wedding.
Me: red wedding??
Milady: I think that maybe is the Ayers-Dohrn wedding?
Milady: *pause*
PC-approved Victoria's Secret model
http://tinyurl.com/h79ptoe
WARNING: NSFW. Eyebleach handy recommended.
[Kinda late with this one, but what the hey...]
"We've replaced the Germans' butter with Muslim rape seed oil. Let's see if anyone notices...."
All my ills are of my own making.
All my goods are gifts.
Funny about that.
*fades suddenly*
Man, 27, Who Was Arrested for Having Sex With a Stranger on a Las Vegas Ferris Wheel Before Planned Wedding Last Month is Murdered in a Carjacking While Driving his Stripper Fiancée Home From Wo
qdpsteve: Surprised there haven't been any Forrest Gump/Donald Trump spoofs made yet....
Make America Great Again: ...I've been asking for two days now. They won't answer....
You keep saying that. I'm finally moved to reply...
Might just be you.
Dead thread, but anyway...
Tim in Illinois: Stay in the shower where the water is hot and soapy.
More sanitary.
...There's a mass hysteria that something unspeakable is going on. Some horrible evil that must be rooted out. And the populace just goes crazy...
NotCoach: Michigan doesn't have the death penalty, so I'll be paying for his room and board for the rest of his miserable life.
Ah, that would've been answer #7, then.
Well, I had to go back and read Vic's news (thanks, Vic! nice round-up) and then read the comments, up to my own first contribution.
MP4: ...catharsis through a cathode ray screen...
You're still using a CRT?
That is depressing!
No matter how much you may want to forget them! A video montage.
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Aren't the NYC jack shacks sexist?
Aaaaand, on that sour-smelling note, I pack up the 'puter and head for the ol' ranchero...
Probably Good Night, Gracies!
I've clicked-away more times on this thread than on this morning's dump and last night's ONT combined. Enjoyable. Gauguin beauties, nice.
Mama June Gets a Lap Dance From a Little Stripper
I thought Schrodinger's Buzzion was both alive and dead until you opened the coffin.
Wait, what? Garry Moore (of I've Got a Secret and To Tell the Truth fame) set fire to a mosque? Not bad work for a guy who died in '93.
VIA: B'More just clocked #342...
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