dark humor
Oh, and in closing, just FYI, Congress is dissolved, and the armed forces will be dissolved just as fast as I can transfer all their stuff to the TSA.
At the annual one-day ceremonial meeting of the US Congress today, the Presidential praise ceremony was led by Sen. Meghan McCain. His highness was introduced by Sec. of Defense Tsarnaev.
"I am resigned to having Choom Boy as our punishment until he leaves in 2016...."
We appreciate the Koch Brothers' interest, but we found that Al Jazzeeruh was a more suitable buyer, in line with our editorial policies.
"Reagan, Thatcher and John Paul II gone.
Pigs like Castro and Mandela still live.
There is no God." -Mary Poppins'
No, you see, that's the proof
"Someone Hacked Kate Upton's Cell Phone And Leaked Nude Photos"
Helen Thomas, right? I ain't clickin'. (wouldn't, anyway, being a happily married... oh, it wasn't Helen Thomas. hm
" The next admin is going to have a helluva time reconciling all the cooked up numbers this admin is using."
Next? administration?
Right-wing are almost cute when they're naive.
hotel water with body in it...
people will even complain about free soup...
Wife & I, big Beatles fans. Big Lennon fans. Hurt when he died. You should read my Imagine apologia, h8rs.
Which I wanted to note before saying
"I'm sick of being lied to."
Awww.
And we're just getting warmed up!
"are his new arms from a dead guy?"
Obamacare decisions like that are not yet fully implemented. Soon.
Subjects: basketball, cosmology, dark humor, food, irony, Mars, moon, pizza, science, solar system, Superman
Clowns to the left of me, SCOAMF to the right. here we are, stuck in the no-zone again.
Subjects: Election 2012, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, dark humor
"Cleaning a toilet
No one can replace Pete, but while he's off getting Supremely drunk, I offer a few tidbits which maybe weren't posted here already.
And your little dog, too?
Subjects: Michelle Obama, Barack Obama, Jay Carney, Wizard of Oz, dark humor, parody
At least he's not (as much of) a Marxist!
Subjects: Mitt Romney, Election 2012, bumper sticker wisdom, cynicism, dark humor
Obama looks to the future he'd like to create. It's just ahead.
228 The Godfather and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer....
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