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place finger between lips.
make b-b-b noise while moving finger up & down
got it?
Know why God split your rear end vertically instead of horizontally?
"Bring him before me," screamed the tyrant empress Sarah the First. "Bring me Obama!"
"Sanjay!"
Whu', baws?"
"Emilie has been kidnapped by Mennonite Ninjas again," exclaimed Greg groggily as the poison from the lime jello ebbed out of his systemic systems.
Emilie's breasts sweat dew glistened as Greg ripped her bodice. "Oh, Greg," Emilie exhaled breathily.
"Oh, Emilie," Greg growled animalistically.
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We pre-taped that, so let's move on." I was devastated and from then on hated Sullivan! -JJS
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Obama would toss off a condemnation on his way to the golf course. Posted by: Mallfly
BIFY
free Willy... heh... gnight now.
I've done it! (Gleeful cackle) Crossing them with Manta Rays, with some avian DNA for hollow bones, I've created...
FLYING giant spider sharks.
You're welcome.
We in the Quasi-Organized Militia of Peruvia don't have to do a thing to defend our borders.
When you hope the kitty will just go back to sleep.
Him: "All we have is that hollow-point right behind you."
Posted by: AllenG
*fortunately coffee-free snort-laugh* what a punchline!
Any peaceful demonstrations this fine evening? -RWC
Mennonites are burning household trash to protest the gingham shortage
I didn't touch the peas.
And I pushed the check under the file cabinet for safekeeping.
Was Goggle & Bong a London tobacconist or a Scottish pub?
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Don't forget to clean me up, too!
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Video by Others added on 2013 May 19
Subjects: alien, cats, dogs, health, humor, online communication, singing
Subjects: alien, cats, dogs, health, humor, online communication, singing
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"Guys are exiting the IIS, going outside to fix a leak."
Sources: NRAVideos, mrcolionnoir, NewsBusted, ReasonTV, rnc, youtube, Whateverhappentocomm, collegehumor, WildBillForAmerica, YouHotNews, RightSightings, JewishNewsOne, GOPrapidresponse
Video by Others added on 2013 May 6
Subjects: gun rights, humor, Islam, medical marijuana, news, terrorism, Terry McAuliffe, War in the Middle East
Subjects: gun rights, humor, Islam, medical marijuana, news, terrorism, Terry McAuliffe, War in the Middle East
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"That would mean the retired cops would have to move back from Florida and Arizona."
Telecommute!
Alexis knew about the FSA because he was de Tokerville.
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Enterprises of great pith and moment.
At least it has been simmering.
One foot in front of the other. Usually.
Cogito. Sum. Now what?
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