We in the Quasi-Organized Militia of Peruvia

We in the Quasi-Organized Militia of Peruvia don't have to do a thing to defend our borders.

Last year, the Hooded Trayvonians, hopped up on their national drank, Purple Perp, declared war upon Peruvia.

Our weapons all jumped up and slaughtered them.

While singing the national anthem.

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