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First breakfast done.
Setting coffee maker to "invigorate."
Giant flaming heatball is above the horizon.
In "News Morons Can Use" Department:
Oh, whew. Good news. Coffee maker's fine. It was just the surge-protector power strip needed to be reset.
Well, okay, I guess the post wasn't that extraordinarily long. Just seemed that way at first glance. I was only on my first cup of coffee.
OregonMuse #546: So, who's drunk?
Hey, I just now got home. Gimme couple minutes.
I won't be drunk, but I'll be ready to pass out soon enough anyway.
It costs too much for alcohol
But it costs 'way more for pot,
or LSD, or cocaine,
especially if you're caught.
Still rumbling and blowing outside. But a bit less. Dog does not like kabooms. Needs much reassurance. Or, else, uses kabooms as an excuse to get pets. 1 or t'other.
Late-late brief check-in before checking out, to check out who's in. Check? Howdy, Hat. Howdy, cthulooloo howzatspelled. Howdy, Jim, Jean, Peon, chemjeff, et whoever al.
Home, where the owls hoot and the frogs croak and the deer and the cantaloupe play.
Drunkest cities:
16. Janesville-Beloit, WI
That's where I learned to drink.
The lunch spot for Morons:
Back in for a li'l bit, because life-slammed tonight and need the distraction.
-=*=-
bill-o #551 at May 12, 2016 02:02 AM
bebe's boobs destroy #278: Jesus made more wine for the wedding...
@votermom: I'm in a type delete loop.
Cranky today. Not enough sleep.
Need coffee....
Most nights, this is where I'd check out. But instead, I poured myself a second helping.
iforgot: Another classic: It's stronger when you put ground beans into the filter. Otherwise, it's rather watery.
Howdy, y'all.
Lesson of the morning: the coffee brews faster if you remember to actually, you know, turn on the machine.
Every time I go to the coffee pot for a refill, I have to pass by a cookie jar filled with delicious banana-chocolate chocolate chip cookies Milady baked last night. Can't... resist..
Home. Feet up. Fading fast.
Hank: Banana peels, nutmeg, sunflower seeds, none of that stuff worked....
You forgot duct tape.
No EMT but straight to news dump?
What?
Morning, y'all.
Well, dang!
Last night I used the end of the bottle and today I forgot to go to the alcoholic beverage emporium.
In the back of the fridge, I found two bottles.
Root beer + Smirnoff whipped cream vodka + Blue Bunny Peanut Butter Panic = happiness.
That sounds like a chick drink!
Posted by: pookysgirl
Just got up, and expected a morning thread
Found a two a.m. post by Ace instead
So no doubt I'm confused and a little bit slow
grammie winger: Is it wrong to drink two pots of coffee all by yourself?...
Um... are we talking about a full 12-cup pot here?
This is totally hilarious. Sad. But hilarious. As I've often said, it isn't (just) the pot. You have to be a special kind of stupid in the first place.
Cup half empty or half full?
Add bourbon.
(This is the best I can come up with this morning. Sorry.)
Y'know what? Instead of reading the post and the comments right now, I'm going to sit down and read those last two short chapters of HG Wells's First Men in the Moon.
RedMindBlueState: What are we drinking tonight?
Water.
Brandy's gone. Rum's gone. Wine's gone.
There's a liquor store right next door.
[Maxwell House percolator theme music]
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