Romancing the Pumpkin?

Romancing the… Pumpkin??

Commenter cabrerski on Weasel Zippers shares a story (no source link) of a man caught, um, in the act and unawares, in a field of pumpkins. In court, he got the indecency and lascivious behavior charges dropped. Kinda long, won't quote his whole comment here. But, check it out. Crude but funny.