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...a 35" RV....

That should be pretty light on gas consumption.

* trying to imagine five people in a yard-long RV *

No wonder you spread out after!!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2017 May 10
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

Churchill statute to be reunited with his cigar.

I know some legal mind could find a joke with "statute," but IANAL, so all I can do is point it out nitpickishly.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2017 May 10
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters, Winston Churchill

You can tell the old schoolers who were taught in typing class to double-space after a sentence.

Several thousand typed pages later, I had to un-learn that.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Aug 14
Subjects: HTML, monkeys at typewriters

Oh, I see Ian Galt beat me to the remark on "Shakeshaft"...

Sometimes I think, there's no need to comment on anything. Someone else will cover it sooner or later.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 Jan 1
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

28 12 What is the illdefined red object?
Posted by: se pa moron at July 07, 2015 01:35 PM (xQX/f)

Ketchup?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jul 9
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters, The Art of

"Body cams for everyone."

Man, I was kinda late on that one, too.

Oooot eeeeet. Have we produced the complete works of Shakespeare yet?

Oh, right, he already did that.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jun 5
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

Seems I was a tad late with that. Oot oot eet eet

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Jun 5
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

sven10077: "We're electing by ballet now? I'm in I am FINALLY IN! //Rahm Emmanuelle"

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Nov 6
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

J.J. Sefton: "The silent majority VOTED, dumbasses."

Great thing about this place: if I ever think of something actually worth saying, someone will probably beat me to it!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Nov 6
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

I could've waited. Of course Pete covers this in a later post.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Oct 16
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

What was I, fourth, fifth, with a reply on traded-for-enemies?

Oot, oot, eet, eet

Mashes banana into screen

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Oct 14
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

I've noticed that my comments frequently echo what's already been said, as we've all seen now and then, but I tend to be slow so it happens to me a lot.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jul 16
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

--On an old fashioned typewriter I could backspace and put a " over a vowel to get an umlaut.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch

Heh, on an old fash typewriter I could....

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 May 14
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

I'm going schitzo mistrusting my perceptions...

That's right... I'm coming apart at the seems.

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Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Mar 23
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters, perception, puns

Carriage return no longer works.I am confusified...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Time to reboot the Selectric?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Feb 21
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

Semantical gobbledegook. I read the article, and it was the most annoying hair splitting I ever read in my life. -NotCoach

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Feb 11
Subjects: coincidence, monkeys at typewriters

Anyway, when the Satanists produce a document which can be considered a basis and inspiration for the rule of law we have today, I might consider their arguments of equal display. -polynikes

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jan 24
Subjects: good and evil, monkeys at typewriters, synchronicity

So I can take that as highest praise or... not.
Posted by: AllenG

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jan 20
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

OOT! OOT! EEP! EEP!

:Smears creamed corn into keyboard::

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Nov 16
Subjects: AoSHQ, monkeys at typewriters

Well, I started checking comments for my thought, "Oh, look, the crisis must be over, they let Biden out." I found Panz sounded that note at 89 or so:

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Oct 17
Subjects: banana, Joe Biden, monkeys at typewriters

oh, I see my comment was already covered at least twice. Of course. Little gets past the early morning horde.

::Oot Oot Eet Eet smacks keyboard with fist::

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Oct 1
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

Glad to see other monkeys at the keyboards have already done the binders joke so I don't have to. I can just lurk here showing how above that level of meme-mimicking I am.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Sep 18
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

now do 'colder than the balls on a brass monkey'
-Jones in CO
Poopdeck. Do poopdeck.
-Stringer Davis

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Sep 10
Subjects: AoSHQ, monkeys at typewriters, Simpsons

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*Spaces added for readability.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Aug 5
Subjects: monkeys at typewriters

Oh, I see #170 took care of that already.

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Subjects: monkeys at typewriters