I'm going schitzo mistrusting my perceptions

I'm going schitzo mistrusting my perceptions...

That's right... I'm coming apart at the seems.

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[The Age of Autoincorrect, dilution of smiley recognition, and the infinite potential possibilities inherent in a world full of monkeys reading each other's typewriters compels me, most wearily, to note for the record that, yes, the spelling on 'seems' is intentional and the point of the pun rather than this being an actual plea for help... sigh.]

noo up?