Gots Two

Certain questions come to mind.

Are they stacked side-by-side or upper-and-lower?

Can he fap both at once?

Can one be erect and the other flaccid?

Are both connected to the bladder? How's his aim at the urinal? Is that a two-handed job?

Are they both normal size or a pair of pencil dicks?

Did he ever do it with a girl with two vaginas?

Is he twice as dumb as men with just one?

When people ask, "How's it hanging?" does he say, "Both ways"?

Shel Silverstein: Stacy Brown Got Two (45 Vinyl)
http://youtu.be/32_BAH1d-H4