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#74: Man Saves Puppy: Good story
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#90: AARRRRGGHHh - to think I trusted someone with the moniker "Country Singer" to post something listenable...!
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Why aren't the Toronto Maple Leafs spelled Leaves?
It's LJRR Tolkien's fault. Insisted the plural of dwarf was dwarfs. Things just spiraled out of control from there.
A bubble is a fragile thing.
That wouldn't do at all.
I live inside a sturdy plastic
human hamster ball.
ALL DAY LONG, I'VE BEEN CLICKING ON ACE'S DRUDGE-LIKE LINKS. NONE OF THEM SEEM TO WORK. COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY OR EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTERVENTION?
I never thought there'd be a thread where it would be on-topic to post this. Thanks, Ace!
Boy, the ONT sure is great tonight. Glad I opted for the platinum-plus membership so I could see it early.
Magoo drives a red Studebaker convertible.
I repeat, Magoo drives a red Studebaker convertible.
That is all.
Morning, glories. I finally showed up. Now y'all can quit wondering what happened to me.
Gun shop opens despite resistance article:
Wharrgarbl!!
VIA: You all know how to get to Zip's place by now, right?
Practice?
Milady says she just saw an ad for a wifi enabled water filter.
What?
You get a text at work that your home water filter needs its filter changed?
rickb223 at March 03, 2016 10:44 AM
Kindltot: And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are string as iron bands.
Incredible String Band?
Didn't think anybody remembered them.
Something back up thread stuck like a splinter in the mind... lessee...
Oh, yes...
D. Trump: ...yes, the carpet matches the drapes....
Arson Wells: Watch it and give us your impression. After all that's the purpose of these threads right?
Cloyd Freud: I didn't vote.
I'm not sorry.
That's good.
You would've voted wrong, anyway.
Vic: I don't remember the Sierra Nevada mountains being that tall. Did he stretch reality just a tad?
They've worn down a bunch since 1872...
What Kind of Monsters Would Name Their Son Stacy...
Surely it's already been said...
How many times will they cry 'wolf'?
I know the dry, sponge-like continents have been soaking up all these rising sea levels.
...managed to finagle the keys to the blog from ace.
So, "finagle" - that's what they're calling picking the pockets of a sleeping drunk these days?
Slapweasel: As far as the age of a woman goes? That's easy. Cut through her leg and count the rings.
Don't you have to cut through both legs?
willow: peeks in, backs out, closes door softly.
Dang! Six more weeks of this thread!
Mixed metaphor alert?
Shoot from the hip, see what sticks
Good gaw many, see what sticks? What is he shooting?
Cicero: Wait, what?
Yeah, I'm sorry, that was confusing. Let me rephrase.
Mornin', Ace!
Anybody else say "tl;dr" yet?
tl;dr
*glub*
*glub*
*glub*
Bandersnatch: One of my headlights is out, low beam only. Where's a good place to get that replaced?
Sears, down at the mall. Ask for Drew, and tell 'im I sent you.
Well, l've had enought talking to myself tonight.
Why do you say talking to yourself?
Because I write and nobody responds.
The painting is one of those 3D illusions.
You have to squint and look "past" the surface
to see Waldo.
Morning, Glories!
Big news this morning, so I hear, is that New Hampshire is changing their motto to
"Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse."
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