Don't die little thread! Don't die!
Don't die little thread! Don't die! I still have to brush my teeth and need to be entertained for a few more minutes!
* smacks thread with bamboo stick around head & shoulders *
ET! Don't die!
* whacks thread in chest with computer-repair precision model 5# rubber mallet *
Tinkerbell! Don't die!
* claps hands, clicks heels *
There's no place like ONT...
There's no place like ONT...
There's no place like ONT...
OH, AUNTIE EM!