Don't die little thread! Don't die!

Don't die little thread! Don't die! I still have to brush my teeth and need to be entertained for a few more minutes!

* smacks thread with bamboo stick around head & shoulders *

ET! Don't die!

* whacks thread in chest with computer-repair precision model 5# rubber mallet *

Tinkerbell! Don't die!

* claps hands, clicks heels *

There's no place like ONT...
There's no place like ONT...
There's no place like ONT...

OH, AUNTIE EM!

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