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But can you make it with cornbread? A lamerick.
Celebrating the start of summer (in certain hemispheres). Almost the Summer Solstice. It'll be winter now any minute!!
Did you miss 3/14 1:59? Talk like a Pi day?
Another rant on Daylight Saving Time. What part of "Noon" is so hard to comprehend?
Subjects: Daylight Saving Time, proper province of government
With candidates like this, the 2020 race will be something to see!
Ocasio-Cortez-splaining who's in charge, what walls do, and why Congress was wrong.
For the newly and soon to be unemployed opinion spouters, a mixed suggestion for career building.
Subjects: LaughingStock Media, Internet memes, coffee, Learn to Code
Not available without a prescription - plusses and minuses on legalized medical brew in Oklahoma
The Democrat spokesfolks' delivery could use some livening up.
Chief Non-Player Character is fully programmed and ready to run. run. run.
Some lower math, for no particular reason except silliness
After all, now they have nothing else left to run on
Don't try to stop this pair, as they stare a hole through your soul
Subjects: Michelle Obama, Elizabeth Warren, Election 2020, parody
Nothing new for Christmas this year. Some links to old seasonal webworks.
Another unbeatable Democrat team. The Future is Wymmyns!
Subjects: Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, Election 2020, parody
Some fell upon stony places, where they had not much earth: and forthwith they sprung up, because they had no deepness of earth: And when the sun was up, they were scorched; and because they had no root, they withered away.
The future is young and wide-eyed - another winning Democrat candidate pairing. Never mind that pesky Constitutional age limit.
Subjects: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, David Hogg, Election 2020
Another winning Democrat team-up sure to defeat Trump
Hint #1: It's all natural. But, so are poison ivy and earthquakes..
Progressive energy policy under the leadership of the smarter than us elite.
Dan "Blind Pig" Rather stumbles into the truth, but just not how he means.
Subjects: LaughingStock Media, Dan Rather, US President, George H W Bush
One can see right through the thin veneer of the Non-Player Character.
Psychological Human Trafficking, #FakeNews Ahead
Subjects: border security, LaughingStock Media, Trump Derangement Syndrome
Modern snowflake 'journalists' have sadz because IT'S JUST LIKE YELLING!!
The eyes are the windows to the soul, or the lack thereof.
When putsch comes to shove, Concernedty McConcernface knows how to spin it.
Subjects: Republicans and Democrats, LaughingStock Media, parody
Apocalyptic Equines of 2018, Democrat special edition.
Subjects: horses, disastrophe, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Bernie Sanders, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker
Twitter don't know me very well, do they, going by their recommendations.
Great Freezeframe which screams volumes about the political great divide.
Clinton has lost that magic charm over the years. Can't lie with a straight face anymore, and that's his skill set.