autocorrect
CBD: Braised, roasted, fried?
FenelonSpeaks wins the Worst Autocucumber Award for the day, no contest.
What do they taste like? Well, chicken, of course.
dog jazz - that was a fortuitous tpyo.
* cues up some Miles Davis *
"Good save Judd from this administration???"
Now that I'm up, dressed, fed a little, and look back at my initial message ... wtf?
Velvet Ambition: "What's a tyop"
Tyopgrahpical erorr. Autoincorrect at work.
Hate seeing a tyop just as I've hit 'post'!
guild = filled buttery waffle well, of course
guild ... computers are so stupid.
"Avoid at all costs," I meant, of course, darn you editor fail.
#144 put = port, dangit
How do I turn of Autoincorrect?
I'm finally fed up enough with Autoincorrect that I will sacrifice the convenience of predictive text. But I can't remember how to turn it off on this android.
"Who was the little dog who, when given a teat, would float up into the air?"
Possibly the greatest tee-up of the month.
"Posted by: mindful webworker - obit! another day! "
obit????? OBOY!!!!! Holy opposite intentions, Batman!
Me, 'way back at #312, FTR
"And a couple sizeable urns with towers."
urns = urbs, urban areas
durn burn
My spellchecker changed quiche to quinoa. When we used to serve food here, we had Quiche and Quinoa specials. Sign said, "say Keesh and Keen-wah!"
Pistol Pete, the resident Vic over at PoliNation, notes that yesterday was GWB's 68th birthday.
"one spin gosh darnit. "
Posted by: teej
At least it was evident by context what you meant; the auto-re-correct in my head hardly noticed.
elaine > Just pretend my iphone autocorrected wrong on all those typos, okay?
I wonder if UrbanDictionary would accept an entry for "stichomythia" with all the definitions given here?
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It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to attempt to type a comment and have Autoincorrect make sure you look like one.
Eva's! I mused the whine...
wait, whut? fangers? autoincorrect? hello?
Egad, I missed the whole morning thread. (That's more like it.)
"Can God make a rock buffet than he can lift?"
Oh, how I love autoincorrect, let me count the ways.
Rock buffet ... with extra kaboom
"...gay people enjoy the same statues as every other member of the population...." -Aetius451AD
Especially Michaelangelo's David.
I'm using iPad now. It tried to change Nic to webworms?
Posted by: Carol
chemistr's??
chemjeff.
I think autoincorrect has gone bmuts.
My #103: . Big hand, food, big hand!
FOLKS! not 'food'! At least autoincorrect didn't say 'foot'! Although, that would've been funnier.
I come back and see I wrote,
"Time to feed the peaks."
What, now I'm a mountain man? What I get for trying to be clever. I was going for "pesks."
Christmas. Why would autoincorrect let me say Cristmas?? Sheesh!
Um... my #114? Spellchecker 'fixed' "doncha" into "dingba"?? WTFF??
stereo? I fixed that - twice! danggg autoincorrect!
Atwerk - added to dictionary.
Rube Goldberg. Autoincorrect+Editneglect. Have a day, y'all. Stay true blue.
"...hardly ever put them him out on the tether...."