Mom Drop-Kicks Unsatisfactory Birthday Cake

Superman

On Saturday, at about 2 p.m., a woman went into a Kroger store in Bloomfield Township, Michigan, to pick up a custom-made "Batman v Superman" birthday cake she had ordered for her 7-year-old. …told the bakery employees she wasn't satisfied with how it turned out. …went behind the counter and attempted to fix the cake herself… employees told her she wasn't allowed… she brought the cake to the front of the counter and drop kicked it, sending cake debris across the whole bakery section.…

HBD Son. No cake! One hopes she was forced to pay for it anyway.