What Th'...?
…On his way to the office, he encountered a group of animal rights activists protesting unethical donkey rides. Convincing the activists that he was trying to liberate a “fabulous donkey named Milo” from captivity, the protesters agreed to be led in a chant of “Free Milo!”…
Cleveland - Members of the KKK, Black Lives Matter, and Westboro Baptist Church reportedly threw urine at each other and police had to step in in an attempt to keep the peace…
…My word but Canadians are insufferable, self righteous, arrogant little shits. Some day they will go too far and we will send the Michigan National Guard to conquer their country as a weekend training exercise.…
This is going to be the warmest summer in nearly a year.
We’re having a great time here at Lake Typhoid! Scoutmaster Webb is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried.…
More than 600 pounds of lucky lobsters were spared the pot Saturday, thanks to compassionate monks on Prince Edward Island. …bought the lobsters from various places… boarded a fishing boat and released them back into the ocean off the coast of Wood Islands.
“Hopefully, we can find a spot where there are no cages waiting for them…”
…‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.…
…man was in the kitchen of the residence… picked up a single-shot .410 shotgun. …told police he didn’t remember that the shotgun was loaded and accidentally fired off a round. …blast went upstairs and hit his roommate.… non-life threatening injuries…
TULSA, Oklahoma …officer was flagged down… by a person who was shot. …initially told them someone else had shot him but they now say the man accidentally shot himself in the leg while driving…
…The fact that these signs needed to be posted is only further proof that our species is devolving……
This is every bit as bizarre as Dale and Gail singing “One Toke Over the Line” on Lawrence Welk.…
Late one night a man walked into a dentist’s office.…
On Monday, students at Indiana University Bloomington mistook a priest for a Ku Klux Klan member, taking to social media to express their fear of the alleged Klansman, who they claimed was carrying a whip, and dressed in “white robes.”…
21 Reasons To Never Ever Step Inside A Whole Foods Again…
#2 "Don't buy that batch of kale. Buy this one: its aura is stronger.…"
Technology can be dangerous if it's in the wrong hands. These parents are living proof, as their kids live in fear of the next torturous text message...
… Fan Stops Shattered Baseball Bat Moments Before It Hits A Child In The Stands…