[Commenter] noelleg44 says: Loved these – you can take a photo of a cat doing some thing stupid or just sitting there and write some wonderful stuff about it.…

Get-in-Shape Ads from Long and Longer Ago

Bluebird of Bitterness • Thu 2016 Sep 22, 6:17pm

Increase your bust size, lose weight, and ingest tape worms. Whut?

Pope Must Think It's Opposite Day

Thomas D. Williams, Ph.D., Breitbart • Sun 2016 Sep 18, 10:40pm

Pope Francis has urged Europeans to take in more refugees…that authentic hospitality “is our greatest security against hateful acts of terrorism.”…

He must be sharing Gary Johnson's stash

Washing a Dress Shirt

Uncle Palpatine, Ace of Spades • Sat 2016 Sep 17, 9:46am

…never wash a dress shirt in anything but cold water and never put it in the dryer. Saves cuffs and collars and packets and keeps em flat and smooth. Never use chlorine bleach. Presoak in borax and washing soda for a day or two before laundering as usual. No more yellow stains.

I can’t brain today, I have the dumb #11

Bluebird of Bitterness • Thu 2016 Sep 15, 8:55pm

A smart collection of dumbness pix

This Quacks Me Up

Big Fur Hat, IOTW Report • Thu 2016 Sep 8, 7:01pm

Hilarious, unfortunate consequence of - probably automated - web ad placement

Mutilate Women for Egypt's ‘Sexually Weak’ Men

BlazingCatFur • Sun 2016 Sep 4, 1:15am

Egyptian member of parliament Elhamy Agina has encouraged women to undergo female genital mutilation (FGM) to “reduce their sexual desires” to match that of Egypt’s “sexually weak” men, Parlmany reported.…

Not sure if that's a denigration of women, a sarcastic slap at Egyptian men, or what.

Seven Seals

Bertram Cabot Jr., Ace of Spades • Sat 2016 Sep 3, 11:18pm

I just assumed that there was only seven seals…

And they are playing music on little squeeze bulb horns.…

Quoted out of context because, funny

The Fat of the Land #2

Bluebird of Bitterness • Fri 2016 Sep 2, 8:17pm

Bluebird posters weighing in on a hefty subject.

Fowl Play #2

Bluebird of Bitterness • Tue 2016 Aug 30, 1:33pm

Bluebird is not above bird jokes

Hiding in Plain Sight

Sticky Wicket, Ace of Spades • Sun 2016 Aug 28, 10:02am

…Fun news out of Ireland this morning. A castle, lost for 250 years has been found at last! It was on Castle Street, by Castle House. The locals knew it was there all along, and had been using it as a convenient place to dump trash.

http://tinyurl.com/zwqj7ra

Advertisements from long, long ago — coffin nail edition

Bluebird of Bitterness • Wed 2016 Aug 17, 12:17am

Old, and older, ads for cancer sticks - doctor recommended!

Headline Humor

MJA, IOTW Report • Tue 2016 Aug 16, 9:00pm

A collection of unintentionally hilarious headlines

The Good Ol’ Days

Big Fur Hat, IOTW Report • Tue 2016 Aug 16, 8:46pm

You won't see anything like these advertisements anymore!

I can’t brain today, I have the dumb #10

Bluebird of Bitterness • Fri 2016 Aug 12, 5:01pm