Woolworths sacks workers for planking

Scores of Australians suspended or sacked for planking have taken to Facebook to vent their frustration. Woolworths, the country's biggest employer, has axed eight employees in three states for performing the potentially dangerous stunt on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates and then boasting about it online. [Why is the unimportant nonsense the first paragraph and the company rightly preventing problems in its headquarters relegated to second? Because Journalists are infants!]