Super Massive Black Hole of Beltway Elitism Claims More Victims!

Today's first, and highly visible, self-immolation features Newt Gingrich. Readers will recall Newt attempted to make himself the face of the Tea Party movement when it first arose. It seems that getting hit with glitter was the high-point of his day yesterday, as he had to go on an apology tour regarding his comments about Paul Ryan's innovative entitlement reform program. Today, his spokesman said: THE BELTWAY LITERATI ARE TRYING TO DESTROY HIM!