Pastors, Support Martial Law, m'Okay? -FEMA

Two pastors have come forward and blown the whistle on a nationwide attempt by FEMA to train religious leaders as secret police enforcers who teach their congregations to “obey the government” in event of martial law… Local FEMA’s (‘across the US’ according to a spokesman at our local meeting) are gathering Ministers (Pastors) to help in the event of a “declaration of Martial Law or like police action following a declared emergency or quarantine. …

According to our spokesman, Ministers will be especially helpful because “you guys and gals can use Romans 13″.