Harfing Through History

"State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf suggested that 'we cannot kill our way to victory' against ISIS on MSNBC last night. This flies in the face of literally the entirety of human history, through which, time and again, we have seen people killing other people lead to victory in armed combat.

"But her dorm-room philosophizing did get me thinking. What if Marie Harf had access to a time machine? How would she have solved the world’s military conflicts?" [Funny graphics]