Gates of Vienna News Feed 7/26/2016

Gates of Vienna Newsfeed

The news feed is extremely light tonight. That must mean there was almost no news today. Right? Right…?

Not counting the jihad slaughter in Normandy, the biggest news of the day is that Hillary Rodham Clinton became the first audio-animatron woman ever to be nominated for president by a major American political party. She will face off against Donald Trump in November, so fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentleman — we’re in for some major turbulence.…

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