Gates of Vienna News Feed 1/10/2016

A pair of culture-enriching rascals forced their way into a nightclub in Calgary and started shooting. Thanks to the action of two alert bouncers, who struggled with the miscreants and subdued them, no one was killed. One patron was wounded, and is in the hospital, while the alleged perpetrators are in police custody. The incident had a Mohammed Coefficient of 100%.

In other news, 55,000 civil servants employed by the European Union will get a 2.4% pay raise this year, which will translate into a cost of about €100 million.…