Early Obama Letter Confirms Inability to Write

classic Obama: patronizing, dishonest, syntactically muddled, and grammatically challenged.... inability to make subject and predicate agree.... allow[s] a string of words to float in space.... uninspired assemblage of words with a nearly random application of commas and tenses.... Scarier than Obama's style, however, is his thinking. A neophyte race-hustler after his three years in Chicago....

In the case of Michelle Obama.... Sympathetic biographer Liza Mundy writes, "Michelle frequently deplores the modern reliance on test scores, describing herself as a person who did not test well." She did not write well, either. Mundy charitably describes her senior thesis at Princeton as "dense and turgid." The less charitable Christopher Hitchens observes, "To describe [the thesis] as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be 'read' at all, in the strict sense of the verb. This is because it wasn't written in any known language." Michelle had to have been as anxious at Harvard Law as Bart Simpson was at Genius School. Almost assuredly, the gap between her writing and that of her highly talented colleagues marked her as an affirmative action admission, and the profs finessed her through.
[Blogged before maybe? H/t Crusty B at IMAO]