Breaking: Cats Aren't Like Dogs!!

Cat, Excited

Dogs are well known for being loyal and devoted companions, while their feline counterparts are typically aloof and detached. Now researchers have discovered that this is because cats don't see their owners as a source of safety and security in the same way dogs do… cats don't suffer from separation anxiety and any noise they make when their owner leaves is more likely to be out of boredom or frustration.…

This article is obviously slanted. My cats miss me. Don't they?