AoS Morning Report 10/18/16

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Talentless, Pudgy Wallflower Drowns in Flop Sweat After Derogating Audience…
World's Most Expensive Whore Costs $3,750 Per Minute…
The Good News Is German Birthrate Hits 33-Year High. The Bad News…

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