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MIDDLEST! again. Boy, I'm good at this.
Good evening, Rodeo Clowns. Nice ONT, eh? Yeah.
...but other than The Addams Family, her only recurring roles were in the DC soap Capitol and Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman. -MPPPPPPppppp
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Ben dump is up. ... not
Changing sock. Had to put something.
...hands are scented with freshly ground coriander from the rub...it has a lemony scent, with maybe a licorice-y undertone.... -Gem
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If I were awake, my pithy remark would go here. My wake-up-early neural clusters don't care what time last night's mental efforts decided to go to bed.
Good almost morning.
So, I read the post (well, not read exactly, but you know, got the gist, the way the style guide says), read backward through comments 383-300 (mean girls), and then forward 1 through 100 (eggs and
MIDDLEST!
Are you an Israeli here at our wonderful site? - Vic
Not this old Okie, but the guy I was quoting seems t'be. (Pours Vic cup of coffee)
J.J. Sefton, what about plain old Machiavellian madmen?
Vic, thanks for the morning news. Always much appreciated.
My money's on the bird ftw.
Did I read too quickly or was this not up (down?) to the usual Doomy standard? Maybe it's that the Doom bar is so high now.
I see doom on the horizon. Monty Doom.
News flash: I did not make the top 10 or the top 10. This may be all.
Sunday prayer service
Hey, don't be hatin' on the bike shorts.
I look so sexy when I go out
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First, I imagined this was an ette, & there would be calls for pix. Then the image shattered....
"The MFM doesn't need a dogshit shield law. Those fucking quislings... mentally ill cocksuckers...undisguised propaganda they churn out.....
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Hey, wonder what happens when I spread this vanishing creme on me!
Caught the error not cut the error, darn speech to text
I'm glad folks cut that error about the value of eating at home vs. fast food. I'm glad other folks were as stumped by rainbow pussypants as I was.
now do 'colder than the balls on a brass monkey'
-Jones in CO
Poopdeck. Do poopdeck.
-Stringer Davis
Just have to say, last night's ONT was amazing. Never dull, really sharp, and cutting-edge. Almost 500 comments on removing hair. Award-winning.
Finally, go away.
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"With even the petty power of cob logging comes great responsibility."
-Zombie Uncle Ben
Because there's been a hell of a lot worse said on this site.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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News flash. Sun is rising. Fog hugs the pasture. Birds sing. Cars hum by on the road. On the front porch, my bare toes are slightly chilly. The Mrs snoozes peacefully.
Since my extensive defense of the morons and my good morning apparently quoted bad stuf (sorry, wasnt thinking) and got deleted...
Good morning again!
Oh man, just in time! That last thread was looking pretty raggedy. I had to get up early for the barky dog, and my 1st cup of coffee just didn't feel right with the ONT.
The dog decided something outside needed intense barking at, too close to my gitup time, so, okay, I'm up. And the dog is back asleep. Where's my early summer sun? Where's the breakfast headlines?
Just what is fallout anyway, Dad?
ok, then. 'Night.
So, hi. Before I slog off to slumberland, any late-breaking news crop up today? in the world, or in the Ace of Spades-i-verse? Vital must-read comments?
There's the overnight thread, then there's the morning headlines comments with Vic's links and Poppins' tales and Sefton's countdown, then there's Ben's news dump.