Various weirdness. You had to be there.

"The spirits demand too many cows, buffaloes, and trinkets." -- Economic salvation wins again.

Min. golf: Seriously, I want to build the most outrageous miniature golf course in the world, doing everything they say we can't. (Except for the handicapped-friendly holes, of course -- I'm not agin' handicapped access, just ol' Big Nanny.)

Miss November: Image and video search provide us with more than adequate proof of these "extraordinary abilities." Praise the web!

Nellie proof: Okay, that's weird, even for Creationists. I wonder, is her existence or lack thereof the proof? I'll go read the article. Naw, y'know what, I don't wonder that much.

1 Nessie 3:17 And behold, verily, the Creators dood tooketh the snake what had beeneth in the Garden, blowedth him up real big, gave him swim fins, and plonked him in Scotland as punishment.

No, I'm NOT going to look at the 5 inch-worm link, either!