Lucky Car Owner
Those are great. Really liked fail/win/fail. But I can compete with the "luckiest car owner."
We had a 100+yo oak with two mighty forks that died last Spring. One fork fell and branches hit in front of and behind my truck, with just the tiniest little ding on the door. Also branches just inches away from a large window on the house. Lucky all around.
Not long after, the other fork broke and fell... again with branches in front of and behind my truck. A much more serious dent on the back door of the truck, but still enormously lucky. Came 'way too close to "goose" above.