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The cover of Head Shop #3 said "EAT THIS COMIC!" and "Printed on real hemp paper," which it was instead of dead trees.
On the back cover, in fine print, it read,
Yes, it was really printed on hemp paper.
No, don't eat it. It won't do anything for you, and the photocopy powder is probably poisonous.
But smoking it would probably be healthier than most tobacco cigarettes.
I can't believe you're reading this fine print.
Are you high? Or just one of those people who reads the fine print in everything?
I used to do that. After the eyesight began to fail, I had to give it up.
Still get the munchies, though. Here, have a chocolate chip cookie.
Good, huh? Want another one?
No, don't eat it. It won't do anything for you, and the photocopy powder is probably poisonous.
But smoking it would probably be healthier than most tobacco cigarettes.
I can't believe you're reading this fine print.
Are you high? Or just one of those people who reads the fine print in everything?
I used to do that. After the eyesight began to fail, I had to give it up.
Still get the munchies, though. Here, have a chocolate chip cookie.
Good, huh? Want another one?
Of course, in this online incarnation, there's no paper needed at all unless, of course, you print it. But now we need, I don't know, to burn hemp for the electricity we use or build our circuit boards on plasticized hempboard, or something.
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1.
Bb
It's only make-believe.
Fm
It lasts a little while
Ab
And then you have to make your
Bb
dreams come true
Bb
If you only make-believe,
Fm
in a little while
Ab
All your dreams begin to
Bb
lose belief in you.
Fm Ab Bb
Got to get down to where you're goin'
Fm Ab Bb
Before the goin' gets ya down
Fm Ab Bb
Your heart is part of winds a-blowin'
Fm Bb
But your brain remains earth-bound.
Fm Bb Ab Bb
Take your time. Find out what you want.
Fm Bb Ab Bb
Learn to seek. That's the goal of the hunt.
Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Bbm
Futures you foresee leave you in shock
Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Gb
Nothing left to be nowhere to walk....
Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Making Believe, page 2
2.
Bb Fm
All we get is a moment of life, and the
Ab Bb
living with whom we work and play.
Bb Fm
So we smile and try to be forgiving
Ab Bb
Trying to make it day to day
Fm Ab Bb
Your past is a measure of learning
Fm Ab Bb
Your future is close to your soul
Fm Ab Bb
Your present is pleasant if that's what you're earning
Fm Bb
And Karma keeps taking its toll.
Fm Bb Ab Bb
Take your time. Find out what you want.
Fm Bb Ab Bb
Learn to seek. That's the goal of the hunt.
Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Bbm
Futures you foresee leave me in shock
Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Gb
Nothing left to be nowhere to walk....
Segue right into Don't Walk.
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #8, 2016 Sep 30
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Segue from Making Believe
Chorus: Bb7 Fm Walk Walk Walk Walk a walk Bb7 Fm Walk Walk Walk ah-hahh Don't walk Don't walk Don't walk
1.
Bb7
You don't talk to your neighbors in the City.
(no, you never do, never do)
F7
You don't talk to the people on the bus.
(no body home)
F7
You don't talk to the girls who're lookin' so pretty
(no way baby)
Bb
But anyway what the hell have you got to discuss?
[chorus]
2.
Bb7
You don't listen to your neighbors in the city
("rotten BITCH")
F7
You don't listen to the people on the street
("gimme a quarter")
F7
You don't listen to the girls who're lookin' so pretty
("c'mere, boy!")
Bb7
Face Front, eyes forward, get on down the street
[chorus]
Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Don't Walk, page 2
3.
Bb7 Fm
Walk Walk Walk Walk a walk
Bb7 Fm
Walk Walk Walk ah-hahh Don't walk Don't walk Don't walk
Bb7
You don't look at yer neighbors in the eyeball
(no ya lookaway lookaway)
F7
You don't stare at the bodies on the beach
(mm-hm baby)
F7
I like lookin' at the girls so tan and pretty
(ah-ooo)
Bb7
Just as well (too bad), they're always outta reach.
[chorus]
4. [Slow]
Bb7
I talk to my neighbors in the city.
(Howya doin')
F7
I smile at the old folks on the bus.
(Say, take my seat)
F7
I like talkin' to the girls who're lookin' so pretty.
(Uh-oh!)
[faster again]
Bb7
I can't help myself. I'm just an onery cuss.
[chorus]
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1.
Gb Db
Two kinds of people
Gb Db
Smile back at you when you smile
Gb Db
Those who are innocent
Eb B
Those who have been guilty a while
Gb Db
Two kinds of people
Gb Db
Laugh when you make a joke
Gb Db
Those who are innocent
Eb B
And those who have had a smoke
Gb Ebm
Two kinds of people
Db
Two kinda minds
Eb B Db
Two sides of a coin
Mindful Webworks | Best of Spirits | Two Sides of a Coin, page 2
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Gb Db
Two kinds of people
Gb Db
Smile when there is no need
Gb Db
Those who are innocent
Eb B
Those who have been freed
Gb Db
Two kinds of people
Gb Db
Sometimes you can't tell 'em apart
Gb Db
The ones who are trying
Eb B
The ones who have lost heart
Gb Ebm
Two sides to Paradise
Db
The emptiness and the full
Eb B Db
And you have to figure out which side to join
3.
Gb Db
Two sides to the universe
Gb Db
What need happen and what need not.
Gb Db
A web of will and circumstance
Eb B
In which we all are caught
Gb Db
Two kinds of people
Gb Db
Smile back at you
Gb Db
Those who don't
Eb B
Those who do
Gb Ebm
Two kinds of people
Db
I've seen both kinds
Eb B Db
Two sides of a coin
Eb B Db
Two sides of a coin
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The cover of the original mini-comic Head Shop #2.
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