Killing time on a Saturday morning
Having many things better to do this scorching Saturday morning, instead I have been reading the overnight. And killed most of a pot of coffee. Ready for the day.
Almost. Had a couple jokes in mind, but the modd is just different in daylight. If I'd been on last night, I might've said...
HAH! #540 GGE of the Moron Horde beat me to it: "There's no word why she touched the agent." (smashes head against desk)
Maybe the writer was just employing tongue-in-cheeky snarkasm?