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Short & Tall Tales

Talent is one thing. Skill in expressing one's talents is quite another

1.
Listen to your music, listen to your song,
Can't tap my foot, never sing along,

Noises that yer makin' chill my blood.
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

2.
Bass is full of rumble, treble full of hiss,
Wonder if I'll tumble to the words I miss,

Noises that yer makin' sound like crud.
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

3.
Monophonic melody leaves me wond'rin' if it rocks.
Sounds like you were poundin' on a cardboard box.

Could've been wecowded by Elmer Fudd.
You wascally wabbit, ooo, gwavel and mud.

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

4.
Used to you could do it but you' lost the touch. 
Maybe you been playin' with yourself too much.

Cause it's you on top of you as you whack your... guitar.
Gravel! Gravel and Mud!

Noise on top of Noise! Noise on top of Noise!
Gravel and Mud! Gravel and Mud!

Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Gravel and Mud, page 2
5.
Quality recordings, heard 'em before.
I know you can do it, a time or two or more,

But this noise on top of noise when you overdud,
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

6.
Crazy clever English, play guitar like the King,
Poundin' out the good licks; the boy knows how to sing.

But when yer reel-to-reelin' really starts to unravel,
Mud and Gravel! Mud and Gravel!

Noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
Gravel and mud! Gravel and mud!

7.
Before you get bent out of shape because of what I said,
You ought to know yer crummy tape's been wearin' down my head!

I wouldn't be quite so concerned about your wayward soul
If you didn't act like you were God's gift to ROCK AND ROLL!

When it's just noise on top of noise! Noise on top of noise!
It's not ROCK AND ROLL BABY ROCK AND ROLL!

NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE! NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE!
NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE! NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE!

NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE ON TOP OF NOISE ON TOP OF
ROCK AND ROLL BABY ROCK AND ROLL!

(carry on frantically with much prancing about until exhausted)



Short & Tall Tales

Harder times come and go. Or are harder times always ahead?

1.
        Cm     Db      C
There's harder times a-comin'.
               Cm    Db        C
   Yes, they're just around the bend.
Cm     Db      C
Tunnel lookin' darker
           Bb7               Cm
   For the light down at the end.

When everyone is screamin'
   for a handout from you friend,
I doubt they'll have the time to hear
   the pearls that you extend.
2.
You lay it on real heavy
   with the logic you employ
You're laying up your treasure
   where the moth and rust destroy.

You are gonna find no pleasure
   in the things you now enjoy.
You will starve in your abundance
   and you paid for every toy.

3.
When the ones you thought were friendly
   turn upon you and attack,
Will you have another cheek
   or will you have to hit them back?

They will pilfer from your garden
   to make up for what they lack.
When you're hungry in a mansion
   they'll be sated in a shack.

Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Harder Times Again, page 2
4.
You won't find a place to hide,
   'cause you've been hidden all along.
You won't find a secret strength.
   You have no muscle to be strong.

What you never thought you'd do
   because you knew it would be wrong
You will peddle on the streets
   and you will sell it for a song.

And depending on the hope or hopelessness of the moment...

5.
I am headin' for the country
   where I hope to make a stand.
I am gonna dig the dirt
   and get to know a piece of land.

When my friends all come together
   we will be a country band.
When the hardest times are over
   maybe then we'll understand.



Short & Tall Tales

It's what every songsmith wishes to write. Or is it? An old quasi-political crooning.

1.
F             Em
I have always wanted
   Dm            Cmaj7
To write you all THE SONG.
    F       Em
The song to stir your soul
Dm              Em
Right our every wrong
    Dmin7               Cmaj7
The song you'd never forget
    Dmin7                   Cmaj7
The song you'd wish you had written
  F                    Bb             C
I wish this were   The Great American Song
2.
Am                    G
You'd hear strains of Guthrie
   F           G
Of Adderly and Keyes
   Fmaj7           Em7
Of Scott and Janis Joplin
        Dm7          Em7
Quite a few from overseas
    Fmaj7                Em7
The song to stir up your heart
   Fmaj7        Em7
By muses I'd be smitten
  F                    Bb             C
I wish this were   The Great American Song

Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | The Great American Song, page 2
3.
C
It would sell more copies than
D
"I Want to Hold Your Hand."
E
Retire with cash and fame
Am
Power at my command!
F
The song to put into neon!
Em
The song to become a religion!
Dm                      Bb             C
I wish this were   That Great American Song

4.
         Ab
When the song and I are famous
  A
I run for King of Earth
      Bb
At my glorious coronation
  C#3               C
I realize what it's worth
    Am
The song to conquer people
     G
("Of course, that would be wrong.")
   F
   I'm just as glad this isn't
       G              F     Ab Bb C
   The Great American Song

["Oh Beautiful, for spacious skies..."]

Performed in The Great American Song, 2012 March 27.
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #11, 2016 Oct 21.



Love's Lost and Found

Life is too short, even if you know you're going to live forever.

1.
           Abm     Gm     Eb
There's no time to say "I love you."
         Gm
Wouldn't be in ten thousand years!
          Abm      Gm        Eb
There are too many thoughts, feelings, and dreams,
       Db
And so quick! before time disappears....
2.
          Abm        Gm        Eb
There's a time and a place for ev'rything,
       Gm
And in all of our time to be,
    Abm           Gm     Eb
The place doesn't really matter as long
   Db
As space contains you and me.
3.
          Abm        Gm      Eb
And we're both gonna live forever,
      Gm
And eventually know what's true.
            Abm     Gm      Eb
But through all of eternity-infinite,
           Abm     Gm           Eb
There's no time to say, "I love you."

           Abm     Gm           Eb



Short & Tall Tales

Oh, I hope we're not late!

1.
     F                           Gm
O! I hope we're not late for the theater
     Bb                          F
O! I hope we're not late for the bar
                                 Bb
O! I hope we're not late for the restaurant
    F     C       F
But if we are, we are.
2.
     F                      Gm
O! I hope we don't get in a car wreck
     Bb                             F
O! I hope we're not stopped by the fuzz
                               Bb
O! I hope that our car doesn't run out of gas
    F     C        F
But if it does, it does.
3.
     F                           Gm
O! I hope we weren't....
     Bb                          F
O! I hope we weren't....
                                 Bb
O! I hope we weren't....
    F     C        F
But if we were, we were.
2016 Sep 23: Performed in Mindful Webworkshop Episode #7.



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