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1.
F
We were talkin bout sumpin / It's hard to go back
And pick up the whole of the thread
Dm
We were talkin bout sumpin / It's hard to keep track
F
Of the meaning of what you said
Bb
You responded to me saying sumpin to
Gm
The reply that I made in response to you
C7
Saying sumpin to me about sumpin because...
Bb F
But I don't know what it was.
2.
F
We were talkin bout sumpin / Wherever it led
Isn't where our messages go
Dm
We were talkin bout sumpin / You had just said
F
It was very important to know
Bb
And to keep it in mind / In a crowd or alone
Gm
Then I had to stop / To answer the phone
C7
When I returned / You had forgot
Bb F
What it was in relation to what
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Dihydrogen Monoxide
Safe enough for children and pets. Washes your clothes. Wets your whistle. Have some today.
1. Tell you the truth, this is official: Dihydrogen monoxide can be beneficial. This is gospel. Must I write an epistle? Dihydrogen monoxide can wet your whistle
2. It's so amazing that you have to get Dihydrogen monoxide if you wanna get wet. It's so harmless, I heard from my vet, Dihydrogen monoxide is safe for your pet.
3. I'm not making this up on a whim. Dihydrogen monoxide is required for a swim. You need plenty for vigor and vim. If you're out of it, life can be grim
4. Plants gotta have it in order to grow. You've gotta have it to go with the flow. You're Dihydrogen monoxide from your head to your toe. Dihydrogen monoxide is H 2 0!
Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Dihydrogen Monoxide, page 2
5. It's used by the laundress, the cook and the potter. It's ice when it's cold and steam when it's hotter. Give it to your children, every son and daughter. Dihydrogen monoxide is just plain water.
6. It has no taste and yet it's delicious. A man can drink as much as he wishes. Woman enjoys it because she's Discovered it has zero calories.
7. Half a gallon a day wouldn't really hurt. Have it with breakfast, lunch, dinner, or dessert. Makes lots of squishy mud from ordinary dirt. Without Dihydrogen monoxide your squirt gun won't squirt.
8.
You probably thought this would end eventually,
But more and more ideas keep occurring to me.
But with all this Dihydrogen monoxide you can see
Why this song has to end because I have to go
get a hot chocolate.
2016 Sep 16: Performed in music video Mindful Webworkshop #6.
1.
Bb
It's only make-believe.
Fm
It lasts a little while
Ab
And then you have to make your
Bb
dreams come true
Bb
If you only make-believe,
Fm
in a little while
Ab
All your dreams begin to
Bb
lose belief in you.
Fm Ab Bb
Got to get down to where you're goin'
Fm Ab Bb
Before the goin' gets ya down
Fm Ab Bb
Your heart is part of winds a-blowin'
Fm Bb
But your brain remains earth-bound.
Fm Bb Ab Bb
Take your time. Find out what you want.
Fm Bb Ab Bb
Learn to seek. That's the goal of the hunt.
Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Bbm
Futures you foresee leave you in shock
Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Gb
Nothing left to be nowhere to walk....
Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Making Believe, page 2
2.
Bb Fm
All we get is a moment of life, and the
Ab Bb
living with whom we work and play.
Bb Fm
So we smile and try to be forgiving
Ab Bb
Trying to make it day to day
Fm Ab Bb
Your past is a measure of learning
Fm Ab Bb
Your future is close to your soul
Fm Ab Bb
Your present is pleasant if that's what you're earning
Fm Bb
And Karma keeps taking its toll.
Fm Bb Ab Bb
Take your time. Find out what you want.
Fm Bb Ab Bb
Learn to seek. That's the goal of the hunt.
Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Bbm
Futures you foresee leave me in shock
Fm7 Bbm Fm7 Gb
Nothing left to be nowhere to walk....
Segue right into Don't Walk.
Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #8, 2016 Sep 30
