What the Secret Servicemen must know

It took years, decades, for the stories about JFK's addled antics to become public knowledge. Cartwheels naked down the hotel hallway being the least of it.

Surely it won't take as long for the antics of the butthead to become known. What the Secret Servicemen must know — how do they do it?

Not that it would bother his immoral flock, who would find his worst behaviors adorable, but for the bunch of somewhat more moral followers whom he has worked so hard to fool all along.

Armageddon tired of this foo'.