Very Modern Art

[Germanic accent] "Acch! Here ve see ze rich textures und vibrant colors chacteristic of this rising young arteest. Ze sublime use of ze white space, ze chris-crossing of stark streaks, express the suppressed rage and frustration of kinderhood, while the swirl of yellow and bold mix of blues and reds suggests an outlook of cosmic consciousness unavailable to elders. Now accepting bids starting at $2,000,000…"