Two pathetic heartbeats away

I think it's Gabe ? who's griped re the "first" thing, but I think it's funny when semi-serious adult morons play that kids' meme here on AoS. Regulars laugh about it. Then there's not so amusing versions.

I thanked God when GWB beat the Clinton cohort Al Gorey and thanked God again when he fended off JFing Kerry as well. Now we've replaced Hillary with Kerry as two pathetic heartbeats away from the White House. Wtf'ingF?

"The People Rule," I translated the Latin on the Little Rock officer's car. "Is that what it means?" he replied, "Not any more they don't!"

And that was only 1972.